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What Our Users Can't Say

Because they couldn't create an account to leave a review. These are reconstructed from therapy sessions.

"I've been trying to create an account for 3 weeks. My password is now 847 characters and includes 14 emojis. Still rejected."
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Sarah M.

Frustrated User

"Password Rejector helped us achieve 100% account security by ensuring no one can ever create an account."
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James T.

IT Director, Fortune 500

"I started with 'password123' and ended with 'Tr0ub4dor&3🦄∞πΩ'. Both rejected. I respect the consistency."
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Mike R.

Security Researcher

"Finally, a tool that understands: the only secure system is one nobody can access. Including me. Especially me."
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Dr. Amanda K.

Cybersecurity Professor

"I thought my university's password requirements were bad. Password Rejector made me appreciate them."
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Chris L.

College Student

"Our support tickets dropped 100% after implementing Password Rejector. Hard to complain when you can't log in."
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Patricia H.

VP of Customer Success

"I spent 4 hours trying to create a password that would pass. My therapist says I'm making progress."
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David W.

Former Optimist

"The 'must contain a color that doesn't exist' requirement really pushed my creative boundaries."
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Jennifer A.

Artist

User Satisfaction Metrics

0%

Account Creation Rate

Average Attempts Per User

47

Avg Password Length (Final)

3.2

Therapy Sessions Started

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