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Our Mission: Absolute Security

At Password Rejector, we believe that if your password was easy to remember, it's easy to hack.

The Password Rejector Story

It was 2019. Our founder, a frustrated IT administrator, had just rejected their 47th password of the day. "Too weak," they muttered. "Contains dictionary word." "Too similar to previous password."

That's when the revelation struck: What if we could automate this process?

Password Rejector Pro™ was born from a simple insight: the only truly secure password is one that can never be created. Our proprietary Rejection Engine™ analyzes millions of potential passwords per second, finding flaws in each and every one.

"We don't just set the bar high. We move the bar every time you get close."

— Password Rejector Founder (Anonymous, for security reasons)

Our Core Values

🔒 Security Over Usability

If users can actually log in, you've already compromised security.

📈 Continuous Rejection

We update our rejection criteria daily to ensure no password ever meets our standards.

🤝 User Frustration First

A frustrated user is a secure user. Probably. We haven't actually tested this.

By The Numbers

Passwords Rejected

0

Passwords Accepted

100%

Rejection Rate

0

Security Breaches*

*Hard to breach what no one can access

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