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Enterprise Solutions

Rejection at Scale

Choose the plan that matches your organization's frustration tolerance.

Starter

$99 /month

For small teams ready to frustrate their users.

  • Reject up to 1,000 passwords/month
  • Basic rejection messages
  • Email support (we might respond)
  • Standard frustration algorithms
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Professional

$299 /month

For growing organizations with rejection ambitions.

  • Unlimited password rejections
  • Custom rejection messages
  • Priority support
  • Advanced frustration analytics
  • Multi-language rejection
  • API access
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Enterprise

Custom

For organizations that demand the ultimate in rejection.

  • Everything in Professional
  • White-glove rejection experience
  • Dedicated rejection consultant
  • Custom rejection algorithms
  • On-premise deployment
  • CEO hotline (they won't answer)
  • Annual rejection summit invitation
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Compare Features

Feature Starter Pro Enterprise
Monthly Rejections 1,000 Unlimited Unlimited+
Rejection Creativity Basic Advanced Artisanal
User Frustration Level Mild Moderate Existential
Support Response Time 48 hours 24 hours Instant*
Passwords Accepted 0 0 0

*Instant automated rejection of your support request

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I upgrade my plan later?

Yes, you can upgrade at any time. Though we should warn you: more features means more creative ways to reject passwords.

Is there a free trial?

Our homepage IS the free trial. Did you try to create a password? Did it work? There's your answer.

What happens if a password actually passes?

This has never happened. Our legal team has advised us not to speculate on hypotheticals.

Do you offer refunds?

Your refund request has been rejected for not meeting our security requirements.

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